Friday, November 20, 2009

Awkward Semaphore Conversations: Beverage selection

Would you like anything to drink, sir?


Yeah, I'll have a Coke.


Is Krepty okay?


Pepsi?


No, sir, Krepty. I'm afraid we don't have Coke or Pepsi, only Krepty and Krepty products.


What are ... Krepty products?


Well, we have Krepty, Krepty Lite, Mr. Pampala, Fresto, Diet Fresto, Skizz, and V8.


Uh, I'll just have water, I guess.


Is Vater alright? It's just like water.


You know what? I'll just drink my own saliva.


We do have Kraliva if you'd prefer...


Oh, Kraliva is a Krepty product? Okay, I'll have a Kraliva.

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