1. Assuming you go first: Put your X in the center square.
2. Your opponent puts his O in a corner square.
3. You put your X in the opposite corner square from his O.
4. He puts his O in the square adjacent to his corner O. Uh-oh! Looks like he's going to win!
5. You slap your opponent.
6. Your opponent sits, stunned, for a moment.
7. You slap your opponent again.
8. Your opponent shouts in surprise and pain, perhaps using an expletive. His entire face turns a muddy shade of red and he stands, most likely barely holding himself back from physically attacking you. "What the [heck] are you doing?" your opponent says.
9. You slap your opponent again.
10. Your opponent physically attacks you.
11. You employ your martial arts training to handily flip your opponent over your head and into the Burmese tiger pit, which you dug the night before. This Burmese tiger pit is nontraditional and does not contain dozens of carefully sharpened bamboo stakes on which a tiger, or tic tac toe opponent, might be impaled. You reflect on how kind you've been toward your opponent.
12. Your opponent groans in pain even though he is not that seriously injured. What a loser.
13. You fill in the remaining squares. You win!
6. Your opponent sits, stunned, for a moment.
7. You slap your opponent again.
8. Your opponent shouts in surprise and pain, perhaps using an expletive. His entire face turns a muddy shade of red and he stands, most likely barely holding himself back from physically attacking you. "What the [heck] are you doing?" your opponent says.
9. You slap your opponent again.
10. Your opponent physically attacks you.
11. You employ your martial arts training to handily flip your opponent over your head and into the Burmese tiger pit, which you dug the night before. This Burmese tiger pit is nontraditional and does not contain dozens of carefully sharpened bamboo stakes on which a tiger, or tic tac toe opponent, might be impaled. You reflect on how kind you've been toward your opponent.
12. Your opponent groans in pain even though he is not that seriously injured. What a loser.
13. You fill in the remaining squares. You win!
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